we won't survive this as we began it

Mon Apr 19
  • me: night honeybabe
  • James: ohmygod i just melted a little
  • me: sugarlumpkin
  • me: swizzlestick
  • James: *vomitrainbow*
  • me: YES
  • James: hahahah woah there
  • James: we aren't puttin any swizzlesticks round these parts
  • me: is that a swizzlestick in your pocket...
  • me: or do you just have diabetes?
  • James: NO. I HAVE AN ERECTION.